Okay, so there are a few million who served the United States in the military. And I'm willing to bet that at least a fourth of the aforementioned that served in the US Navy. For those of you who have served the Navy, I offer a disclaimer before I set about freeing the myths and fantasy about being a sailor: I'm not your average squid, so don't bleed your hearts and say, "the Navy made who I am today", because I don't care. Be proud of yourself, and what you do and where you come from. That ...