> You know, I realized something amazing on election Tuesday. I thought we should have had our Presidential candidates on a game show, where we all call in, at $1.99 a minute, and vote for our favorite white man. There could have been a scoreboard, with such topics as: "Smear Your Opponent, While Deflecting the Issue with Sardonic Wit" "Screw the Environment with a recycled Prophylactic" "I'm a pro-life Catholic, buuuuut....." OR "I'm pro-life - until your sons and daughters tu...